abridged letter from Joseph

""Dear Diantha,

I am very sorry for everything I’ve done; I tend to f^ck things up with people I care about. I didn’t forget that we were on BUSY; I wanted to pretend we weren’t. Sometimes I just want to get away from this whole thing...Have you ever felt like that? I’m having a lot of fun, the THINGS are going great, but I wish I could just chill… And seeing you would have been a really nice way to get away from THE CRAZY DEALS. I still want you to come stay with me, we just can’t do it soon. Please don’t be too mad at me… :].

Now that I’m done with the ‘IM SRY’ part of it, now I can go into my amazing killer-boyfriend skills.

So, I know we had that whole… extremely painful fight and we kind of stopped really talking and you were all “Hiii Patrick, ily k? bffz? Yay. We’re so cool, and radical. F^ck you Joe!” but while I had time to think, I started feeling like I was missing something. I really realized how much you actually meant to me. Ever see that Seinfeld episode where George gets into that woman’s head where she didn’t really want him but realized that he had a lasting impression (ca-stands-sa!) well that’s how it kind of was. I’d now I don’t want to loose you; you’re an amazing person that doesn’t really get the credit you deserve. I want to be on your lamp again, I want to be your go-to guy when you feel down, I don’t want to be punched in the face and called a SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY by Patrick ever again, you know… How it used to be.

I promise you, you will be coming to Chicago sometime before your birthday we’ll have some hella fun. And before you come down -personal stuff you don't need to knowww-

I think I’ve said all I should say,

Joseph""