!!Happy birthday!!
!!Assfuckbitchlee simcuntwhoreson!!
Me and my Joseph were discussing a rat head this woman found in a can of wal-mart greenbeans, we were wondering if there was a way to find such a can and some how dress the rat-head up to make it look like something like a meatball or something she'd eat. But, we don't want to be arrested for tampering and murder. :!
So then we started brainstorming otherways to destroy her birthday-spirit. We were sent into giggle fits when I mentioned 'Oh man, what if Peter broke up with her and ryan CABANA-CHAT came to save the DAY?!' Because, how awesome would that be
PPEETTEE. R U GUNNA PROPOZ 2 ME 4 MI BRTHDAI!??!?!
Um, ha. About that... Yeah I don't think this is going to work out. Sorry.
WAT?!?! OMG NO U DIDNT. DONT U LUV ME?! OMG. I CNT BELEEV U!!!!1
Yeah, so sorry. I have to catch a plane to Utah, talk to you later.
DADDDDY! DADDY HE'Z LEEVIN ME! KEEL HIM.
...Whoa shit. -books it-
We roleplayed. He was Ashlee of course. (:
Snibbos was Joe-simpson she was like 'MOOOWWWAGGGG.' because i was squeezing her because she wouldn't get into character. I was like 'snibbos. snibbbooosss. be angry. yell at me. yr fat. :@' and she was like 'what ever mang- WHY R U SQUEEZING ME!?! WHAT R U DOIN?! MOOOWWWW.'
Yeah anyway, I hope she gets alcohol poisoning and died today. that's all.
I'll pray for Peter, he's going to need my non-religious chit-chat with god.
So then we started brainstorming otherways to destroy her birthday-spirit. We were sent into giggle fits when I mentioned 'Oh man, what if Peter broke up with her and ryan CABANA-CHAT came to save the DAY?!' Because, how awesome would that be
PPEETTEE. R U GUNNA PROPOZ 2 ME 4 MI BRTHDAI!??!?!
Um, ha. About that... Yeah I don't think this is going to work out. Sorry.
WAT?!?! OMG NO U DIDNT. DONT U LUV ME?! OMG. I CNT BELEEV U!!!!1
Yeah, so sorry. I have to catch a plane to Utah, talk to you later.
DADDDDY! DADDY HE'Z LEEVIN ME! KEEL HIM.
...Whoa shit. -books it-
We roleplayed. He was Ashlee of course. (:
Snibbos was Joe-simpson she was like 'MOOOWWWAGGGG.' because i was squeezing her because she wouldn't get into character. I was like 'snibbos. snibbbooosss. be angry. yell at me. yr fat. :@' and she was like 'what ever mang- WHY R U SQUEEZING ME!?! WHAT R U DOIN?! MOOOWWWW.'
Yeah anyway, I hope she gets alcohol poisoning and died today. that's all.
I'll pray for Peter, he's going to need my non-religious chit-chat with god.
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